Bournemouth International Centre, 5 December

Strange goings on at Bournemouth included a finale of Queen's "Crazy Little Thing Called Love", (C.R.A.Z.Y.L.I.T.T.L.E.F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E.?), performed by Jarvis, with Gareth Dickinson as Freddie Mercury (I am not making this up) - the reason for this was that, when Gareth initially applied to go on Stars In Their Eyes, it was as Freddie, but apparently they already had several Freddies, so a second choice had to be made. Anyway, it must have been fate, because look what it's lead to: accompanying Pulp on an entire tour! And Gareth's moves have improved no end, I'm sure you will agree - I am assuming Jarvis gave him a few tips.