Cocker / Senior / Mackey / Doyle / Banks

The trouble with your brother, he’s always sleeping with your mother,

And I know that your sister missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?

If you want I can write it down, it shouldn’t matter to you

‘Cos aren’t you the one with your Razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

Oh oh oh

Oh you knew it and you blew it, didn’t you babe?

I was lying, when I asked you to stay.

And now no one’s going to care if you don’t call me when you said,

And he’s not coming ‘round tonight to try and talk you into bed.

And all those stupid little things, they ain’t working...

No they ain't working anymore.

You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you

And now you’re going with some kid who looks like some bad comedian

Are you gonna go out or are you staying at home, eating boxes of milk tray?

Watch TV on your own? Oh aren’t you the one with your Razzmatazz and the nights

on the town?

Oh oh oh

And your father wants to help you doesn’t he babe?

But your mother wants to put you away.

(Chorus)

Well, I saw you at the doctors, waiting for a test,

You’re trying to look like some kind of heiress

But your face is such a mess.

And now you’re going to a party and you’re leaving on your own.

Oh, I'm sorry, but didn’t you say that things go better with a little Razzmatazz.

Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma...

And now no one’s going to care if you don’t call me when you said

And he’s not coming ‘round tonight to try and talk you into bed

Now it’s half past ten in the evening

And you wish that you were dead

‘Cos all those stupid little things, they ain’t working,

No they ain’t working anymore.